Hu's on the Ball?

(Note: You should probably read this one out loud or get someone else to read it with you)

Last night at the White House President Bush and his new Chief-of-Staff Josh Bolten are going over up coming events.

W: Hey Boltey, whats goin on. You gettin' settled in?

Boltey: Yes Sir, but it is extremely busy this week.

W: Yeah- Don't we got that Chinese President coming tomorrow, what's his name?

Boltey: Hu.

W: You know, the Chinese fella we got coming for lunch.

Boltey: Yes, Sir that's right and the ceremony in the Rose Garden.

W: Who's going to be there?

Boltey: Well, I should hope so Sir, its all in his honor!

W: Who?

Boltey: That's right sir.

W: I've never been right so much and still not known what I'm talkin about.

Boltey: Yes sir.

W: (Thinking out loud) So we sit down to lunch and the Chinese President gets up to make a toast - it'll be who?

Boltey: That's right, Sir but it'll probably be short because he doesn't speak much Engllish.

W: Who?

Boltey: Yes, sir.

W: (Frustrated) OK, so is the Chinese Premier coming too?

Boltey: Wen?

W: On Friday right they told me friday?

Boltey: Of course sir - Wen is Friday.

W: Well they didn't move it Boltey, its still right after Thursday.

Boltey: Yes, that's right sir.

W: Now are we having lunch with the Premier fella too?

Boltey: Wen

W: Well, I assume its lunch time- don't you know the schedule?

Boltey: Of course sir. You're right.

W: I am?

Boltey: Of course.

W: (Thinking again) OK - so we sit down to lunch on Friday whenever it is and the Premier is to my right, who is there?

Boltey: No, Sir Hu is on Thursday.

W: That's what I'm asking.

Boltey: What's that, Sir.

W: (Very frustrated) Darn it All I want to know is, who is the Premier?

Boltey: No Sir he's the President - he's coming tomorow.